on 205th University: [RESEARCH] The "A" is definitely in T&A

We here at on 205th University, home of the Ragin' Pigeons, care about our readers. Sure, we like to entertain and be funny, but we also like to educate. We want our readers to know things that no other site's readers know. We want them to be able to show their superiority in mixed company. We want them to be able to astound the fairer sex. We want them to be brilliant! With that in mind, we embarked on an in-depth study of how you can pretty much guarantee that should you be faced with a situation where you are asked to enter into a date with someone you have never met (aka The Blind Date), you can rest assured that there is one way to know that the girl you are being presented with is attractive.

After exhaustive research and hours of poring over, uh, data, we have come to the undeniable conclusion that if a woman's first name ends in the letter "A" she is more than likely to have a very hot body. Also of note, there is a proliferation of sports WAGs and athletes included in our research, leading us to a secondary conclusion that not only will your girl be hot if her first name ends in "A", there is also a high likelihood of her being quite athletic (noted with an A), or at least having a passing interest in sports (noted with a W) - win-win! Hey, you can't argue with science.

Case study #1: Adriana Karembeu (W)
Case study #2: Adriana Lima (W)
Case study #3: Alessandra Ambrosio
Case study #4: Alyssa Milano (W)
Case study #5: Amanda Beard (A)
Case study #6: Angelina Jolie
Case study #7: Anna Kournikova (A)
Case study #8: Audrina Partridge
Case study #9: Carla Gugino
Case study #10: Charisma Carpenter
Case study #11: Eva Mendes
Case study #12: Gina Carano (A)
Case study #13: Jessica Alba (W)
Case study #14: Jessica Simpson (W)
Case study #15: Joanna Krupa
Case study #16: Kendra Wilkinson (W)
Case study #17: Maria Kanellis (A)
Case study #18: Maria Menounos
Case study #19: Marisa Miller
Case study #20: Minka Kelly
Case study #21: Miranda Kerr
Case study #22: Monica Bellucci
Case study #23: Patricia Mikula (W)
Case study #24: Petra Nemcova (W)
Case study #25: Salma Hayek
Case study #26: Sandra Nilsson
Case study #27: Shakira
Case study #28: Simona Fusco Stratten
Case study #29: Sofia Vergara
Case study #30: Willa Ford (W)

Also utilized in our research: Aisha Tyler, Aishwarya Rai, Alejandra Tejada (W), Aleka Kamila (W), Alesha Dixon, Alicia Keys, Alicia Rickter (W), Alicia Silverstone, Amanda Bynes, Amanda Cicchini (A), Amanda Peet, Ana Beatriz Barros, Ana Ivanovic (A), Anna Benson (W), Anna Rawson (A), Anna Semenovich (A), Annika Sorenstam (A), Athena Barber (W), Bianca Gascoigne (W), Carmella DeCesare (W), Catalina Maya (W), Ciara, Christina Aguilera, Christina Applegate, Christina Milian, Claudia Schiffer, Cynthia Rodriguez (W), Danica McKellar, Danica Patrick (A), Daniela Hantuchova (A), Dara Torres (A), Diora Baird, Dita Von Teese, Drea de Matteo, Elisha Cuthbert (W), Eliza Dushku (W), Elsa Benitez, Emma Boughton, Emma Griffiths, Emma Watson, Erica Blasberg (A), Erica Durance, Erica Hosseini (A), Estella Warren, Eva Green, Eva Longoria (W), Federica Ridolfi, Flavia Delaroli (A), Gemma Atkinson (W), Isla Fisher, Ivanka Trump, Jamelia Davids, Jenna Jameson (W), Jessica Biel, Jessica White, Jessiqa Pace, Jordana Brewster, Joumana Kidd (W), Julia Mancuso (A), Julia Tomko (W), Karina Petroni (A), Karolina Kurkova, Keira Knightley, Krista Allen, Kristianna Loken, Laetiita Casta, Laura Cover (W), Laura Posada (W), Leila Arcieri, Lena Headey, Lisa Dergan (W), Lisa Guerrero (W), Lisa Kapler (W), Lisa Rinna, Madonna (W), Malia Jones (A), Maria Bello, Maria Kirilenko (A), Maria Sansone, Maria Sharapova (A), Marisa Tomei, Melissa Haro, Melissa Lima (W), Melissa Midwest, Mia St. John (A), Mila Kunis, Milana Dravnel, Milka Duno (A), Milla Jovovich, Mischa Barton, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Munn, Olivia Wilde, Pamela Anderson (W), Paula Creamer (A), Rebecca Grant, Rebecca Loos (W), Rihanna, Sara Spraker, Sasha Cohen (A), Selita Ebanks, Serena Williams (A), Shania Twain, Shanna Moakler, Sienna Miller, Sonya Toms (W), Sophia Bush, Tamia Hill (W), Tara Conner, Tara Reid, Tera Patrick, Teresa Palmer, Tila Tequila, Tricia Helfer, Tyra Banks (W), Uma Thurman, Vanessa Bryant (W), Vanessa Hudgens, Vanessa Marcil, Vanessa Minnillo, Veronika Varekova, Victoria Beckham (W), Vida Guerra, Victoria Silvstedt, and Winona Ryder.

We should also note that the hottest cheerleaders come from a city that ends in the letter "A". PhiladelphiA. Coincidence? I think not.

ADDENDUM: If your date's name should happen to end in the letter "Y" (ex. Lindsay, Britney, Courtney), you might want to pass. Just sayin'.

There are, as with many scientific theories, exceptions to every rule.

So, there you have it, folks. The evidence is overwhelming and undeniable. Class dismissed.