Jessica Alba is huge; attends Baron Davis' b-day party

Baron Davis had a birthday party Saturday night. Jessica Alba attended with her (evil) baby daddy Cash Warren. Baron Davis is a lucky man. So is Cash. Cash is lucky that he lodged his seed in that beautiful woman and made her humongous so that no one else will want her. He is pure evil, that one.



Jessica looks like she's wearing curtains, which by the looks of her face may be the only thing left in the house that still fits her. Fuck you Cash Warren. Fuck you to hell for doing this. You're on my list, Cash.