Hulk Hogan is dating his daughter's doppleganger

The Hulkster is starting to really freak me out now. First it was reported that he cheated on his fat pig of a wife with his daughter's best friend, and as if that wasn't icky enough, now he was spotted out on the town with a date that looks creepily like his daughter, Brooke. So much so that the paps were fooled too. Witness...

Be forewarned, Hulkster, stay away from my future wife the next time you tape one of those Gladiator shows or your pythons will be no match for my Smith & Wesson. No one messes with my Gina. Who's creepy now?!