Have you ever heard of Simona Fusco Stratten?

If you haven't, you'll be happy today, because Simona Fusco Stratten is one smokin' hot, Italian piece of ass.



Her film credits include playing "Ulsa" in Beerfest and the very difficult "uncredited" in Cougar Club (I think I have been there), and she will next appear in the film American Summer opposite Matthew Lillard and Tom Arnold. Wow, Tom Arnold's still getting work? I don't know about you, but after looking at these pics, as far as I am concerned, she is right behind Meryl Streep for sheer acting ability.