The funniest story you will read all year

YesButNoButYes brings us this gem...


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"A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died."


Print this out for when you're having a shit day and it is sure to get better.


The dog being killed was just the cherry on top, no?