Christina Aguilera has loud pool sex

First off, before I get into this story, let me just say that I want to know what type of voodoo this Jordan Bratman is practicing that not only lands him Christina Aguilera, but also allows him to procreate with her and keep her around for pool sex. Dude is a fucking Ewok. Now, on with the story...

The new parents are so determined to keep their two-year marriage red-hot that they’ve taken to skinny-dipping by moonlight. The couple, who welcomed son Max into the family on Jan. 12, can be heard loudly frolicking in the pool of their $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion around midnight.

"They don’t just splash around — they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises," says a source. "We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour."

Yeah, let that roll around in your head for a few seconds.

Oh yeah, this is the same house that was the home of Ozzy Osbourne during the MTV show, The Osbournes. Like you even care about that after what you just read.

Here are some random Xtina pics to make me you feel better.



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