Billy Joel is a magical gnome

That's the only explanation I can come up with for how he is hitting this (after bedding Christie Brinkley in her prime too!). Dude is 58 and he is pulling 27-year-old trim like Katie Lee for a wife?! Fuck me...



I know Katie, I'm stunned too!

Okay, so he is a musician and has scads of money... big deal! If that entitles you to poon like this... wait a minute! Epiphany! I am going to become a musician and score babes! How did I not see this before? It was so obvious. I mean my favorite philosopher Ted Nugent said it a long time ago, "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, baby."