Beckhams won't sue Loos: "it's not positive and nice"

Remember a few years ago when David and Victoria Beckham's nanny accused David of having an affair with her? No? Well, she did. Now you'd think that if this was made up out of whole cloth that David would sue the pants off Loos (wee!). But he's not going to sue her, or to put it more accurately Victoria is not going to sue her. Why this would be Victoria's decision is beyond me, other than that she has David's balls in her purse and makes all the decisions in that family (very plausible).

The Spice Girl, 33, had to deal with Rebecca Loos' claims that she had an affair with Becks in 2004 but decided not to take legal action.

The Beckhams denounced Rebecca's allegations as 'ludicrous' and 'absurd' but that didn't stop the former PA from making a career out of her notoriety.

Victoria decided to just ignore her. "We have children and I wasn't going to go to court and drag up my personal life," she tells Vogue.

"We have a very nice positive energy around us as a family and if it's not positive and nice, I don't want to know about it."

In other words, she didn't want to hear in detail about how Davey laid the wood to her nanny.

Loos recently launched a singing (if you want to call it that) career based on the notoriety of this situation. Witness...



Her latest single is called Your Boyfriend which talks about men who cheat because their women don't pay attention to them, but she says it's not about David Beckham. Uh huh.

So tell me, folks, which one would you rather bang, alien Posh or this...



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