Back in the day: Christina Aguilera

Remember back when Christina Aguilera was hot? I mean, she's still hot, but back when she was wayy hot. You know, before the Ewok planted his seed and all. She was suh-mokin. And not afraid to show a little nip action too.



And since I haven't seen a music video for like 10 years (and probably won't see another one for 10 more years), this to me will always be the sexiest music video I've seen.



Remember the album cover for Stripped? That was pretty sweet too.
MUST. WATCH.



Tell me if after watching that third video that you don't hate Jordan Bratman now.

Just like Cash Warren since, Jordan Bratman is one of the douches of our generation for taking perfection and soiling it with his mere presence. We need to collect these guys up who do this and put them in a rocket and shoot them into outer space. It's what's best for mankind.

H/T: Dickism for the first vid.