Friday is Oscar de la Hoya's day in court

"I hope De La Hoya is wearing something red and not revealing to the courthouse. We’ll leave that lingerie look for the jurors to see when we get to Milana’s photos," said Milana Dravnel’s lawyer, Salvatore Strazullo.

Surely you remember Miss Dravnel, right? She's the woman suing Oscar de la Hoya over the photos of him in drag. Well, tomorrow is their court date. And she's not just suing him, she's suing him for $100 million.

The grounds? Fraud, defamation, and infliction of emotional distress.

I should sue de la Hoya as well. I know those photos caused me all sorts of emotional distress.