O.J.'s girlfriend "falls down" and injures herself

First off let's just point out that O.J. Simpson has a girlfriend and take it from there. Who is the crazy bitch that wants to be intimate with The Murderer, you ask? Her name is Christie Prody (that's her below right).

Anywho... The National Enquirer reports that Miss Prody was hospitalized, the apparent victim of a brutal beating. Later TMZ reported that Miss Prody's injuries were "consistent" with a fall she took at a gas station, that they don't consider this a criminal case, and that O.J. was never a suspect.

O.J. was never a suspect? Is Chief Wiggum running that police department?

Prody, 32, was rushed to a Baptist Memorial Hospital in Miami Feb 11 after she collapsed at a local gas station.

Police were alerted by hospital authorities after doctors found she was bleeding from her brain — and also had numerous large bruises and abrasions on her face, arms, legs and buttocks.

Simpson told police Prody's wounds were self inflicted and that she had been on a drinking binge.

That's the excuse I always use. My woman went on a drinking binge and beat her own shit up.

Seems the The Murderer, 60, and Miss Prody, 32, are quite the item in Florida. They have been named in at least 18 Miami-Dade County police reports since he arrived in Florida in 2000.

Police have been called to break up loud fights between the couple five times in the past seven years, records show.

Prody was ejected from a hotel near Miami International Airport in 2000 for kicking and slapping Simpson.

[Prody] also paid a fine for a city of Miami case in 2002 in which she pleaded no contest to animal cruelty after her cat was found dead from abandonment inside her apartment.

For some strange reason, I don't see this relationship ending well. Call it a gut feeling.

UPDATE: Take a look at that picture of Christie and tell me, Wouldja?

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