Foreign commercials are so much better

You know, they say Europeans are much more liberated when it comes to things related to sex and judging from these commercials, they were right. This first one is just incredible:

If that happened at my copier, I'd never leave its side... This next one is truly the only way to open a beer:

How come they never had those kinds of bottle openers when I go to the liquor store?

Oh yeah, this is Chris from IntentionalFoul.com and I'll be here pitching in... and to help guide you on your way.