American Gladiators champ was a Blazers dancer

Hmmmm... maybe cheerleaders are athletes after all.

So I watched all of the first round of American Gladiators. Frankly, I kind of wished I had done something more useful with my time, like rid the world of stray cats, but I didn't, so I bring you this report.

The female champion (and new American Gladiator should she choose to become one) was a pretty little thing, no rack, but a nice dumper and cute face. Her name is Monica Carlson. For some reason, and I may have missed it, but I doubt it, they failed to mention the the mother of twin girls is a former Blazers dancer. How this was ignored by them and/or me is a crime.

The other bit of information I missed is that she currently is employed as a "sports model". WTF is a sports model? It sounds like something I'd like to do. You know, like stand around pretending to play hockey or hoops and get paid for people to take pics of me. I would totally rock at that.

According to her sports model bio she is 5'7" with a 36 inch bust (36B is my guess for bra size), a 28 inch waist with 38 inch hips, wears a size 6 dress and a size 8 shoe. 36-28-38. Those are pretty damn good numbers... for a former Blazer. (Dan Dickau would be so proud.)



KGW