Tony Romo is full of crap

Remember how I brought up the speculation that the whole Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson love affair might be a big pile of feces, perpetrated on the public to generate some heat for Jess' in the toilet career? Well, that theory has gained a shitload of momentum this week as BOTH Carrie Underwood and Sophia Bush have issued denials that they ever dated the Cowboys punky QB.

Carrie Underwood wants you to know she wasn’t crying over her split from Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo — in fact, she claims they were never together. "He was not my boyfriend and we were never dating," the country star, 24, told the January/February issue of Women’s Health.

"The more I screamed 'We’re not dating!' the more headlines claimed that we were a couple or that I was crying because he was out with another girl."

Tony, Tony, Tony... what the fuck, man? You poser.

'One Tree Hill' star Sophia Bush has denied claims she once dated Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend, Tony Romo. "Tony Romo and I never dated," she tells America’s OK! magazine. "We went out to dinners. We had that moment when we realized that we’re gonna be friends. We were looking for different things."

I guess if people are going go around saying you're dating hot pieces of ass in the press, why tell them otherwise, huh? Unless, of course, they are linking you to insane pieces of ass (and by insane, I mean batshit crazy, not ultra-hot). Then you set the record straight.



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