Leah Remini is hot and slightly insane

Apparently Leah Remini, late of King of Queens, was feeling the need to rush to the defense of her "religion" and their alien leader Tom Cruise, so she fired off a letter that was full of all sorts of crazy. Some excerpts, courtesy of Gawker.

This is Leah Remini Writing you again. Some of you may know me from the TV show "King of Queens", but what is more important is that I am now OT V and at one point I was a very stalled Clear. A lot of people helped me to get OT, and I decided I was going to turn around and help every Clear make it to OT.

Barry Bonds was a "very stalled Clear" too, but he thought he was just linseed oil.

If you are not aggressively moving on your next step-your next "Gradechart Action", you are stalled. Look at the Gradechart, it says: Clear-Sunshine Rundown-Solo Course Part 1-OT Preparations and so on up the chart. If you are not on your next step as per this chart, and are not on a prerequisite for Solo, you are stalled-plain and simple.

Is this the Gradechart of which she speaks? I am so lost.



You are Clear, you are special, why have you not moved? Whatever the reason, there is an answer and a solution. I don't care what it is: you were not serviced right or fast enough, people don't get you, you have other things going on that we don't get, you are helping others, you are upset, you haven't been acked, your life is actually going well, your life is not going well, there's no money there's no time, if you were a millionaire you would do it no problem, you are waiting for your 2D to make it, there's no urgency, you are not sure if you have what it takes to be OT, you hated your auditor, you don't like the parking situation...WHATEVER IT IS, IT IS STOPPING YOU AND THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT!

"not serviced right"
"acked"
"the parking situation"

I need a Scientology to English dictionary.

I hope to see you on September 28th at 11:30am at the AOLA atrium for a second chance. There will be brunch served, free of course! Do this for yourself-just blow through whatever it is that is sitting there, and just come. It's not going to kill you- I promise!

So that's how they get people. Free brunch!! As for it not killing them... well...

Seriously you need to read the whole thing. It'll change your life. Bahahahaha! Sorry. I tried.