In the past, right here at on 205th, I have displayed a voracious lust for Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks. Consider that lust forever dissipated. Why? Keep reading...
Giants defensive lineman Osi Umenyiora is now dating Ebanks, according to what he told Fox Business Network's Rebecca Gomez.
Now why would her dating the Giants big man turn me off you may ask? Are you forgetting the little matter of the fact that he enjoys Cleveland Steamers?! Forgive me, but I prefer my women without poop on them.
You, however, may continue to be enamored with her. Sicko.
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008
I no longer lust after Selita Ebanks
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