Guys are shaving their junk because of Becks' ad

Men in the UK are such freakin' sheep. Because of the ad you see below, they are running out to salons to get their junk shaved. I guess looking like a five-year old boy is sexy in Britain.

All over the country more and more men (gay and straight alike) are marching into beauty salons and demanding a "Boyzilian", or as one Yorkshire-based salon bills it, "the Full Monty". In other words, the complete or near-complete removal of hair in intimate areas using wax.

What. The. Fuck? A Boyzilian? Kill me now, Lord.

Business is booming. "A year ago I was doing three men a week. Now I am doing three men a day," she said. "I don't know why it has suddenly become more popular, but when people come in they do mention David Beckham. Now that celebrities like him are open about waxing, it makes other men feel more comfortable about it."

Uh... Hmm.

Here's a thought. I propose that David Beckham pretend to stab himself in the throat eight or nine times. Then we can get rid of people who only do things because celebrities do them. Just a thought, mind you.